True/False: If my contacts really cared about me they'd have a Gaga-intervention for me ASAP?

Is that a penis i see hanging out from your condom outfit? Damn I'm 'Speechless'. Its something 'You and I' have in common. Were you 'Born This Way'? It kinda looks a bit like a 'Telephone' receiver! I'm 'So Happy I Could Die', in fact I'm off to contact the 'Paparazzi'!